how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
Okay, so this one time, I got a little drunk with my friend. I was feeling really happy and then I decided that it was bedtime for myself. Anyway, before crawling under my blankets, I took off my shorts. I went out so fast and heavily. The next morning I woke up and my shorts were on. ISN’T IT SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND?!
this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away
blua:
If you’re wondering what to wear to an interview, the most important thing to keep in mind is that you must look professional and polished. While your interview attire depends on what job you’re applying for, no matter what the position, you should come in looking neat, tidy and well-dressed.
